Piranha 3D

Starring Elizabeth Shue and some of the best gore make up ever

Wow. The 3D scenes are terrible and the actors are wooden. But don't let that fool you. This movie is about the camp and about the gore and that's where it succeeds.
The not so subtle nods to Jaws are hilarious, including the man of the hour himself (Richard Dreyfuss) making a cameo and also the camera techniques employed such as the world famous fade away close up.
But my friends, its the gratuitous nudity and the buckets of gore that make this one an amazing summer treat. Take it from someone who has seen hundreds of horror movies, this one has some of the absolute best make up the industry has to offer. It should and probably will win awards.
For any gore hounds out there, do yourself a favour and see this one on the big screen before its too late. You wont regret it.
There are also a couple of funny moments brought to us by Jerry O'Connel who plays a sleazy coke head, girls gone wild type of porn director. The line of the movie has to be after his encounter with the deadly fish where it looks like death is seconds away but his concern is that they took his penis. "they took my penis" he keeps muttering. Good silly stuff.

Rating 4 shredded coeds out of 5