A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D

Staring Harold Cho and Kal Penn and of course NPH

It's been several years since their last adventure and the two stoner best buds have become estranged and each have a new best friend that the other cant stand. Well it sounds o.k on paper I guess. It's really not though.
This movie is a hot mess of atrocious 3D and lame weed jokes.I could be to blame here for watching this debacle while sober but what can I say, it was a Monday afternoon.
The jokes are flat and redundant and not even the mighty Neil Patrick Harris could help buoy they sagging storyline. Sure there are plenty of big fake boobs and some creative insults and of course the mandatory crude humour we have grown accustomed to but it all just seems like a rehash and a sloppy one at that.
If there are any redeeming qualities in this entry it would have to be the supporting cast including Rza and Tom Lennon and an all too brief appearance by Patton Oswalt.
Special mention again goes to how utterly shitty the supposed 3D effects were. What's with this crap? Of the dozens of movies to feature this nonsense this year, not one has blown my mind with visuals. Let's just cut this lame money grab out for once and for all.
At one point in this train wreck NPH alludes to a 4th movie and if sagging ticket sales are any indication then hopefully we can avoid that. All in all if you haven't guessed, this sucked.

Rating 1 coked out baby out of 5

JACK & JILL

Starring Adam Sandler and Al Pacino

Yes Al Pacino. The Al Pacino who for some reason does not appear in any of the previews? And he plays himself and is seemingly having a blast doing so.
Do we need to break down the movie any more than it being another Sandman farce? No not really but for those purists out there, it goes like this. Dual role and gross jokes. There. That being said there is a lil something here for all comedy fans and maybe just maybe the true saving grace is the glee one finds while playing spot the celebrity in supporting roles. I wont spoil too much but I can say that we see N.B.A champs and Olympic champs and Tennis Champs and world class actors alike during this ridiculous romp and that's all part of the fun.
Don't look for heart or underlying messages. Just check your brain at the door and enjoy this one.
Oh yeah and someone told me that Katie Holmes was in this movie as well. If that does anything for ya.

Rating 3 1/2 fart jokes out of 5